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Raised in the backblocks of rural New South Wales, The Nelson Twins are used to sideways looks from strangers and family alike.
“It wasn’t easy being the only four year olds at kindergarten with full grown beards” says Chris Nelson, the younger half of Australia’s only identical twin comedians.
They discovered show-biz early thanks to their parents selling them off to a travelling circus.
After growing to big to pass for bearded female dwarfs, they found themselves playing Ned Kelly on alternative nights at the Glenrowan Museum Theme Park Hotel.
Impersonating homeless people paid the bills for a while but there’s only so long you can urinate in your own pants before the novelty wears off.
But it was living as homeless people that they got to meet other stand up comedians who inspired them to take to the stage. They may have been lying in the gutter but they were definitely looking at the stars (whatever that means).
The Nelson twins hope to one day be as famous as Paddy and Selma from the Simpsons.
What the Nelson twins have done since getting off the street:
  • Performed stand-up on the NRL Footy Show
  • Performed at all the major comedy venues across Australia
  • Appeared half naked in TV commercials for Canadian Club Whiskey
  • Appeared on American TV show ‘Last Comic Standing’

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